Believe it!

sorry I haven't posted in a bit. I've been working on a few audio books. I need to vent though. This song, Can't Believe it by the top hat wearing, stripper saving, wanna be polygamist/ sugar daddy aka T-Pain, is makin me nuts. lets break it down, shall we?

(t-pain)

i could put u in a log...cabin why? wtf would a stripper want to go to Aspen for?
somewhere in aspen, Aspen is too cold for strippers, right? he just couldnt rhyme anything else w/cabin I guess
girl aint nothin to the pain, do you think she cares what it'd cost you?
it aint trickin if u got it wat u askin...4.
put u in a mansion, somewhere in wiscansin. WOW! A MANSION IN WISCANSIN, what a balla
like i said it aint nothin to the pain o yea, real estate in Wiscansin is so expensive...
we could change the last name, wats happinen. hello? you're married
cus u look so good, does she? maybe, thats why she is a STRIPPER!?
tell me y u wanna work here, i'll put u on the front page of a king magazine,
but u gone get ur self hurt here. he's rehabing strippers now?
ay, baby i brought u in the back just to have a conversation,
i really think u need some ventilation.
lets talk about uuuuuu and meeeeeee. strippers want Moneeeeeey!!!

(hook)
ooh i cant believe it, seriously?
ooh, ooh, she all on me (on me) it's kinda her job
man man i thank she want me (want me) she's a stripper, idiot
naw i cant leave her lonley nawwwww.
oooww i cant believe it, same
oow, oow, she all on me (on me) wack
man man i thank she want me (want me) ass
naw i cant leave her lonely nawwwww. garbage
man u dont understand lyrics
she make the people say yeahhhh, yeahhhhh, yeahhhh,
she hit the main stage
she make the people say, yeahhh, yeahhh, yeahhhh

I don't have the patience to get to Lil Wayne's verse but it's certified garbage. same repetition of the same words, no making too much sense... The Monopoly Man + Lil Jon + Vocoder = T-Pain
oye, T-Pain! save some of that $$ for a ghostwriter (FUEGO!)

Yes, he's on my last nerve, but I must confess. I like the new Ciara "Go Girl"

yea yea... I know, T-Pain is in it... but it's not that much & his verse is much better than what he says in his own songs... He's like the Jazze Pha of 2008.